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Disney have announced a couple of new films, I thought that I'd share them with you as I don't believe that they've been posted on this forum. They all look pretty good in my opinion.

Many a Mattress
Coming in 2012 is Disney's hand-drawn follow-up to The Princess and the Frog is an all-action all-comedy all-enjoyable adventure based on the classic story by Hans Christian Andersen of a girl with a sleeping problem. Staying the night in the cave of a handsome bandit named Alaric, the fair princess Jacinta realises that pea mattresses can cause her problems, which sends the two misfits on a journey to an arrogant prince's castle in order to make the most famous bad sleep of all time.

Tetris
Co-produced with Jerry Bruckheimer, this Summer 2012 tentpole sees the timeless video game brought to life. In a small Russian town prior to the 1917 Revolution, a young farmer (played by Zak Efron) discovers an ancient document and a puzzle that seems to go on forever, leading to the greatest journey of his life.

Muppet Little Women
Walt Disney Pictures and Muppet Studios bring a classic to the screen with a Muppet twist! The timeless story by Louisa M Allcot is brought to the screen like never before, just in time for Christmas 2011.

Jonas: the Movie
The Jonas Brothers star in their own cinematic adventure, where they tour Europe looking for love and fame at Easter 2011.

The Graduate
Robert Zemeckis brings a motion capture version of the classic Dustin Hoffman favourite to life. This 2012 remake looks set to top the 1967 original.

Diary of a Stepmother
Tim Burton brings to life in 2013 the timeless tale of Cinderella with a twist - this time, it's the stepmother's turn in the spotlight. Starring Helena Bonham Carter as Lady Tremain, Johnny Depp as the treacherous butler Buttons and Stephen Fry as the esteemed King of France. Don't expect a release of this in the UK or Holland, as the cinemas are planning to boycot Disney's decision to release the fim simultaneously on DVD/Blu-Ray and on the big screen.

Triumph of the Will
In time for the 80th Anniversary of the Nazis' rise to power, 2013 sees Robert Zemeckis remakes the classic Nazi propaganda piece by Leni Riefenstahl in stunning 3D motion capture. Nuremberg never looked so brilliant!

Source: www.isntitgreatmovies.com

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So..................same old, huh?

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You're kidding, right?



Shoot me.



I can see them butching this.

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I could see Disney making all of those movies.

All of them.


***shudders***

P.S. This is a joke, just check the "source" link.

Something tells me this could be the John Musker/Ron Clements secret project that I heard about.



Umm.... okay. This is gonna be either really neat, or it's gonna suck.



This could be interesting.



..... What??



Sounds practically like it could be another POV movie, like that coming soon Maleficent movie.



You're kidding, right?

April 1st already?

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Of course there is a fairytale about "The Princess On The Pea" which has that very premise. Well, similarly. A prince uses a test of having girls sleep in a bed of 20 mattresses with a single pea under the bottom mattress. If the girl feels the pea, she is a princess and the girl he should marry, because only a princess would feel a pea under 20 mattresses.

Absolutely ridiculous premise for a movie of course...

Wait a second. *checks sitE* Wonderlicious, you stink!

Oh for fuck's sake! You've got to be shitting me! A remake of one of the all-time best comedies/dramas? How low do you have to sink to do such a desperate attempt?

Honestly: who's waiting to see this? Why would you want to see a remake, a remake even in MOTION CAPTURE for crying out loud!, of the fantastic, timeless performances of Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft? This is artistic LAZINESS at its top! If this is the best Disney can do, please put them out of their misery!

Can Zemeckis do ANYTHING but remakes these days? He used to be good at telling original stories! Somebody rescue him and get him away from Disney!

The Jonas shouldn't even be famous, let alone get a film! Nobody should know these non-talents!

And please, WDWLocal, don't bother to tell me to "LEAVE DISNEY ALONE!!!!!1!1"

You are officially the greatest mastermind of jokes, Wonderlicious. Congratulations.

Well, I thought Disney remaking Yellow Submarine also was a joke... So you never know with Disney...

Right now, Disney is the joke.

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And how many of the movies will Disney ACTUALLY make. Disney has had a shining record of announcing movies that never get made.

Not that any of those are a big loss.

As usual, you are being too negative!!

You are completely wrong!!

Why don't you post something positive instead!!

Leave Disney alone!!!!!1!1

Stop giving Disney ideas, they might actually use them.

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So..is this really just a pratical joke?? if it is thank god

also Wonderlicious you know better than to give Disney ideas they have enough brains right now messing up on their own already...

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I knew those were fake, but I would honestly see them! Haha

I have a feeling The Princess and the Pea will be adapted by Disney someday. Along with The 12 Dancing Princesses and maybe Rumpelstiltskin.

I almost believed you until I got to 'Muppet Little Women.'

Seriously, I could see Disney making all of these movies just for the millions.

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theCat'sOut/Flowers&Trees/theFlyingMouse/theSkeletonDance/theThreeLittlePigs

I cant believe I believed that!

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