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I love this one! Good job "Ariel'sprince" :lol:
Ariel'sprince wrote:Fairy Godmother:listen up,honey,you pay me 12$ i"ll help you get to the ball.
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more,and thanks Nick Bryant :D.
Evil Queen:i"m an ugly girl,my face make you howrle...
Grandmother Willow:listen with your heart? some edvice....
Simba:danger!? on second thought-Nala,let's go back.
Scuttle:no,sweetie,that a fork,you eat with it.
Ursula:my milksahke bring all the boys in the farm.
Bashful:i"m secretly in love with the Evil Queen.
Phillip:*scream* A DARGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
the Blue Fairiy:gran your wish? you must be joking,i"m going to see Desspert Housewifes insted.
Pinnochio:Oh,i don't want to be a real boy.
Minnie Mouse:touch me.... touch me... touch me... I WANNA FEEL YOUR BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Bambi:a skunky.
Jimminy Cricket:that's it,i"m out.
Lumier:be our guest? hell no! and don't touch our food you dirty litle franch girl!.
the Duke:i won't listen to your orders!.
Prince Charming:i"ll merry only someone from royalty.
Snow White's Prince:i have a name!.
Jafar:i won't merry Jasmine even if that the only way yo become a sultan!.
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Ariel'sprince wrote:Scuttle:no,sweetie,that a fork,you eat with it.
Ariel'sprince wrote:Phillip:*scream* A DARGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Ariel'sprince wrote:Lumier:be our guest? hell no! and don't touch our food you dirty litle franch girl!.
Ariel'sprince wrote:Snow White's Prince:i have a name!.
:lol: I like those best!
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Disney Duster wrote:
Ariel'sprince wrote:Scuttle:no,sweetie,that a fork,you eat with it.
Ariel'sprince wrote:Phillip:*scream* A DARGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Ariel'sprince wrote:Lumier:be our guest? hell no! and don't touch our food you dirty litle franch girl!.
Ariel'sprince wrote:Snow White's Prince:i have a name!.
:lol: I like those best!
Thanks :D.
and heres the Disney Princess round table:
*the round table in Stefan's castle hosted by Aurora*.
Aurora:good day,i"m princess Aurora and before we start i"ll show our heroines in the round table-Belle.
Belle:you know,i just finished a book about...
Aurora:Jasmine.
Jasmine:it won't be too much long,right? i need to make Rajah a bath.
Aurora:Alice.
Alice:i"m a dolphine!.
Aurora:Ariel.
Ariel:hi.
Aurora:you're dripping water on the floor,dear.
Ariel:sorry.
Aurora:and Mulan.
Mulan:hello.
Aurora:so let's begin,what do you want in prince?.
Ariel:well,i just looked at him and knew.
Belle:you just looked at him... and knew?.
Ariel:yep.
Belle:that not love.
Mulan:yeah.
Ariel:oh sure,you speak,your guy thought you were a male!.
Mulan:yeah but....
Aurora:well,some of us have a guy right away.
Jasmine:oooooo,let's not start talking about you Mrs "i know you i walked with you once upon a dream,i don't know who the hell are you but i love you".
Aurora:why you little....
Ariel:Aurora,Jasmine,clam down.
Aurora:so,anything else you like in a prince.
Alice:a frog!.
*they all look at Alice*.
Belle:what is she doying here?.
Jasmine:yeah,she's not even a Disney Princess.
Aurora:are you sure? they told me she's a princess in Kingdom Cards or whatever that game's name is.
Ariel:are seriously thinking that this drunk little girl is a princess!?.
Aurora:of course not,so,what do you do when a villain strike?.
Mulan:fight him.
Jasmine:and also destory a palace.
Mulan:look who talking mrs "oh! i got stuck in a giant glass thingy! save me,Aladdin!" i fought the huns!.
Jasmine:hey! it was a spell! you whould be stuck there if you were insted of me!.
Belle:Mulan's right.
Ariel:look who's talking.
Belle:what?.
Ariel:Mulan killed Shun Yo,i killed Flatsom and Jetsom,Jasmine kept Jafer busy,and what you did? you were just standing there and looks how Gaston attak Beast.
Belle:that's not true i pushed him.
Ariel:he put a knife in his back near you and didn't do anything.
Aurora:oh dear,so...
Alice:*making dolphin's noise* i"m a mother dolphin.
*all the princesses look at her*.
Aurora:Alice honey,shut up or i"ll kick you.
Jasmine:or i"ll send Rajah.
Belle:what's with her?.
Ariel:she's drunk,she's imagning talking cats and rabbits.
Aurora:so...
*a fire ball shouts the table,Ariel put it off*.
Aurora:what on earth was that?.
Jasmine:it's coming from Mulan.
Mulan:hmmmm,what are you talking about.
*Mushu come out of her dress*.
Mushu:i"m the great Mushu!.
Mulan:Mushu!.
Ariel:why do you have lizards in your dress?.
Mushu:i"m no lizard! i"m a dragon!.
Ariel:a lizard in denail?.
Mushu:no i"m a...
Mulan:Mushu!.
Mushu:girl,you know i...
*Mulan throws Mushu to the moast*.
Aurora:oh dear,so,let's talk about....
Alice:look at my baby dolphine!!!!!! arn't they cute?.
Aurora:that's it!.
*Aurora throw the table on Alice*.
Jasmine:i wanted to do that.
Aurora:if she'll wake up it's your turn.
Belle:oh my,will you fix it?.
Aurora:the fairies will fix it.
Belle:no,what about Alice?.
Aurora:oh,she'll learn next time to shut up.
Belle:she's just a child!.
Aurora:she lost het childhood since the moment she took drunks.
*Flora,Founa and Merriwheater come*.
Flora:did you said we need to fix something,dear?.
Aurora:i ment the table,but now....
Merriweather:why is your dress pink!?.
Aurora:becouse all the princess have blue dress,and i...
Merriweather:make it blue!.
*Aurora's dress is blue*.
Flora:make it Pink!.
*Aurora's dress is pink*.
Founa:well,i want green!.
*Aurora's dress is green*.
*Aurora dress is changing colors*.
Aurora:STOP IT!.
*the fairies stop*.
Aurora:look,i want pink and there's no time for this now! change it! later we'll talk.
Flora:allright,pink.
*Aurora's dress is pink*.
*the fairies leave*.
Mulan:every day is like this for you?.
Aurora:yes.
Mulan:sorry.
*Alice wakes up*.
Alice:i"m a dolphine!.
Jasmine:i had it!.
Rajah:rarrr!.
Alice:*screams*.
*Rajah eats Alice*.
*Rajah jumps around*.
Jasmine:Rajah! stop it!.
Aurora:thanks for watching,next round table will be soon!.
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Here's some more:
Eric:who cares about that voice,anyway?.
Malifecnet:you know,i really don't that baby,or that i wasn't invited to a party.
Grumpy:i"m so happy! ha ha! happy and luckey me!.
Giselle:you're rigth Pip,making a statue of a prince is a stupid idea,okay people! let's stop!.
Lady Tramine:Drezilla! Anastasia! get up clean the floor! at once!,now,Cinderella,whould you like some tea?.
Cruella:NO! DON'T KILL THE CUTE PUPPIES!!!!!.
Aslan:i just came back to life becouse i found an old law? this sucks.
Jane:it's allright,Tarzan,i can rescue my self,really.
Chicken Little:what was i thinking when i wanted to star in that movie!?!?!?.
Will Turner:my wife is ugly.
Jessica Rabbit:did i merrid a RABBIT!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?.
Chashire Cat:i"m not inasne!.
Pip:making a statue of a prince is wonderfull idea! can i help?.
Charnbog:mmmm,can anyone help me? i"m stuck in this volcano.
Tarzan:JANE!,WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU WEARING?.
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Ariel'sprince wrote:Cruella:NO! DON'T KILL THE CUTE PUPPIES!!!!!.
rotfl That was the best one, but these were also winners:
Ariel'sprince wrote:Aslan:i just came back to life becouse i found an old law? this sucks.
Ariel'sprince wrote:Charnbog:mmmm,can anyone help me? i"m stuck in this volcano.
:lol:
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Disney Duster wrote:
Ariel'sprince wrote:Cruella:NO! DON'T KILL THE CUTE PUPPIES!!!!!.
rotfl That was the best one, but these were also winners:
Ariel'sprince wrote:Aslan:i just came back to life becouse i found an old law? this sucks.
Ariel'sprince wrote:Charnbog:mmmm,can anyone help me? i"m stuck in this volcano.
:lol:
Thanks Disney Duster :D i"m glad you liked them :D.
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The Bimbettes: "Gaston? Who cares about him, everyone knows Lefou is the dreamiest man in town"

Cinderella (to the horsemen chasing her): "GO AROUND YOU ROAD HOGS"

3 Fairys to Aurora (when they go to take her home) "suck it up princess we're taking you home"

Gaston: "Yes, I am the one who shot Bambi's mother.."

Chernabog "Come to the dark side......we have cookies :)"

Genie "I used to suffer from multiple personalities....but we're okay now"
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Chernabog_Rocks wrote: Gaston: "Yes, I am the one who shot Bambi's mother.."
Cruella: "HOW DARE YOU!" -grabs his gun and shoots out his brains- "OH, WOE IS ME FOR I HAVE MURDERED!"
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*Mowgli gets ready to battle Shere Khan*

Shere Khan: 5 6 7 8 9 10 *roars as he leaps at Mowgli*

Mowgli: Sweet Niblets

Shere Khan: What did you say???

Mowgli: Sweet Niblets

Shere Khan: sounds delightful
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More!:
Lilo:Hoana means family,family means annoying people and suffer.
Edward:Do does people think i"m look werid?.
Lightning Mqueen:Who cares about races? i"ll have fields of daises,and they'll be beautiful.
Narrisa:Oh,you are getting married? that's wonderful! here,your crown and your bride's tiara,remember to be a good ruler and don't forget to pay the male stripers i used to invite in Fridays!.
Jane:That's it! no more damsle in distress! from now on i"m a british,sweet,fighting meachin!.
The White Witch:Why would i want to take over a place with talking animales?.
Ursula:After The Little Mermaid done well in the box office,people offered me to play in porn movies.
Elizabath Swan:I"m in love with the Kraken.
Cheshire Cat:Oh,dear,i"m losing me mind,better find a doctor.
Emile:Yack! trash!.
The Mad Hatter:Alice,i"m your father.
The Queen Of Hearts:NO! HOW DARE YOU KILL THOSE POOR PEOPLE!?!?!?.
Grumpy:I"m so happy! ha ha! happy and luckley me! things that bother you? never bothering me!.
Sulten:Jasmine dear,did you noticed the poor people in Agrabah?.
Duchess:You annyoing Kitties! after we got the old woman's money and killed her,O'Malley and i wanted to put you in a bag and throw you to fire and go to... Vegas! but no,you had to stay alive and make books and shoes with Marie on them and million of pluses of her,did you!? well,now you're going to die!.
O'Malley:Your eyes shine like a stick inside a fire.
The Evil Manta:I want to destory music! and harmony! and friendship! and also i want a poney!.
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Ariel'sprince wrote: The Mad Hatter:Alice,i"m your father.
That one's hilarious! :lol:
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Inspired by Disney Duster's remarks in the Favorite Prince poll...

(Snow White's Prince aka SWP is lying in bed staring at Prince Charming aka PC)

SWP: Your eyes are so mesmerizing, I could drown in them.
PC: And your lips...they're so luscious and red.
SWP: Shall we...kiss?
PC: Yes, but only if you're the bitch.
SWP: Only for you, Charming. Only for you.

And Alice introduces Cinderella to the magic mushrooms of Wonderland.

Alice: Here, try this one, it makes you bigger.
Cindy: Bigger, like breast-wise? Or just taller?
Alice: Taller.
Cindy: Well that's no fine. I want a bigger bust.
(Cindy gives back the mushroom. Alice gives her a rosebud.)
Alice: To get bigger breasts, you gotta this singing rosebud.
Rosebud: I think she looks pretty.
Cindy: Quiet, bud!
(Cindy eats the rosebud, and immediately her bust inflates two bra sizes)
Cindy: Oh my!
Alice: Awesome, isn't it?
Cindy: Do you, um...have anything to make...um, other things grow larger?
Alice: Like what?
Cindy: Well...let's say I wanted a bigger cucumber?
Alice: For your salad?
Cindy: Yes! Yes, for my salad, that's it! I love cucumbers in my salad.
(Alice gives Cindy a "Drink Me" potion)
Alice: Rub the cucumber in this "Drink Me" Potion.
Cindy: The "Drink Me" Potion? But...that makes things smaller! And I want my cucumber to be big! Big and throbbing!
Alice: A throbbing...cucumber?
Cindy: I like my cucumbers...
Alice: Well, the "Drink Me" will make it smaller, but then you take this "Eat Me" cookie, crumble it up, and rub the crumbs on it. The more crumbs you rub on it, the bigger it'll get, until it's a size you want. Just make sure it's not too big. I don't know if you could handle a cucumber...that...big...
Cindy: Believe me, I can handle a cucumber that big.
(Cindy eagerly takes the "Eat Me" cookie, and runs off.)

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Giselle: "Screw fantasy! It's not real! I'm from *beep*ing California, Robert, and I don't want your help with getting back! Gah, why won't you freaky animals leave me ALONE?"

Meh, I'm not funny.
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Prudence wrote:Giselle: "Screw fantasy! It's not real! I'm from *beep*ing California, Robert, and I don't want your help with getting back! Gah, why won't you freaky animals leave me ALONE?"

Meh, I'm not funny.
Yes you are. I mean that in a good way.

But back on topic:

Edward: (looking at Ogre) "EWWWWWWWW! Were not going to touch that are we?
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Prudence wrote:Giselle: "Screw fantasy! It's not real! I'm from *beep*ing California, Robert, and I don't want your help with getting back! Gah, why won't you freaky animals leave me ALONE?"

Meh, I'm not funny.
You're funny.
Stop turteing me,i havn't seen Enchanted and i waited for this movie 2 years! :(.
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In the Evil Queen's Chamber :

Evil Queen:
"Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the b****iest of them all ?"

Magic Mirror smirks :D .

Magic Mirror:
"IQ as low as the deepest of seas.
Nose as fake as the president.
Heart as bitter as expired Sushi."


(Evil Queen's eyes widens and she gasps............... )


" :o PARIS HILTON :o !"

Magic Mirror :
"No stupid it's Lindsay Lohan, you already killed the drunk hotel heiress !"

Evil Queen :
"This is really ridiculous, how hard is it to be the biggest b***h in the land ?"

Magic Mirror:
":roll: Your a royal pain !" :roll:

Evil Queen:
" :x Shut up or I'll turn you into pieces !
Now tell me where b***h #2 lives ? :x "


Magic Mirror (terrified) :
" :shock: Amy Winehouse's Rehab Centre, Hollywood, LA, California, US, The Real World ! :shock: "

:twisted: Evil Queen grins maliciously and heads to her lab. :twisted:
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More! (That's Amore!).
Monstro:I think i"ll start a diet.
Prudence:Who cares about this castle? you can burn it down!.
Mrs. Incredible:I"m helpess! i"m gonnna die!.
Edward:I"m not touching any oger! espically not an shirtless one!.
Hamerstvile:I"m so very angry! i cannot be a good villain! i"m going to the villain in Gerfield 3 (Yay!).
The Queen:Mirror mirror of the wall,who's the slutish of all.
Magic Mirror:The fairest one of all is Jessica Alba,go check Wikipedia insted of asking me!.
Elizabath Swan:I turned myself into a dangourse weapon! i don't need to be resuced no more!.
Cards:Suck it,queen! if you want to kill someone go and kill him your self.
Gaston:Hey! don't tread girls like a rag!.
Hannah Montana:Like,why my I.Q is low?.
Violet:Why taking a rocket when i can just make all of us fly with my force field? (it's true,she can fly with her force field).
Davy Johnes:After the Pirates Of The Caribbean films ended i"m know playing as Ursula in The Little Mermaid Broadway musical.
Jessica Rabbit:Oh,there you are Roger (taking the White Rabbit with her).
Melody:Getting a tail? and i"ll smell like a tuna all day along? no thanks!.
John Smith:Pocahontas,if one more time you"ll sing me that song about the colors of the wind and i"ll throw you off a mountion! and yeah,with all of their voices!.
Grandmother Willow:Here's a good edvice for,child-F*** you!,b****.
Donald:Ha! where's my pants!?!?.
Tiana:Oh,yeah,momma!,here's my evil plan-now that i can go to Disney Princess tea parties i can kidnnapt Sebastian and he'll replace James Brown!.
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Escapay...too funny! I really would like those two princes together, actually...that would be very cute, if you think about it. They're both the more passive princes, and the most feminine for sure! Also liked that other thing about me in a hunting lodge....
Ariel'sprince wrote:Monstro:I think i"ll start a diet.
Ariel'sprince wrote:Davy Johnes:After the Pirates Of The Caribbean films ended i"m know playing as Ursula in The Little Mermaid Broadway musical.
:lol: Very clever, very funny! I mean, that second one is so much like the truth!
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Lady: So dears, please remind me ... how many children have you been blessed with?

Pongo and Perdita: Well, we currently have one hundred and one.

Lady: Goodness gracious! That's er ... some litter. Yeah, yeah. But Pongo, if you don't mind my asking, what's left of it after all that work?

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Gurgi (before self-sacrifice): Goodbye master! I must leave you now.

Taran: But Gurgi (sniffles), what a selfless act! Must you? Oh, must you?

Gurgi: (stops) Well, I had this dream where I was in a field full of munchings and crunchings, so I guess I figured dying isn't so bad after all.

Eilonwy: (slaps Gurgi) Idiot! Don't be fooled by what you dream!

Gurgi falls off the ledge as a result of Eilonwy's slap, and lands in a bloody heap 10 centimetres away from the cauldron.

Taran: Eilonwy, you motherf*cking clumsy bitch! Take that!

Taran slaps Eilonwy, who naturally falls off the ledge as well. Taran grabs her from her legs just in time and her skirt falls around her face. To this day, it is still not known whether or not during that fateful hour Eilonwy had been wearing underwear.

Taran: Now since you killed Gurgi, I might as well chuck you in the cauldron, you retarded damsel!

Taran let Eilonwy fall to her death ("AIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!"). But unfortunately, his aiming skills weren't too good, and Eilonwy fell opposite Gurgi headfirst, her skull cracked and pieces of brain everywhere.

Taran: Dammit!

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I emjoyed reading the other contributions. Keep 'em coming guys! :) And Escapay, yours is really a chest breaker. :lol: How much for a cucumber? lol
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