Didn't get to Under the Umbrella Tree yet, but boy was Power Rangers SPD a joy to read! Now then, minions!!!
(The elephants are sitting around holding signs. One of them reads "UNION", another one reads "COMMANDER IN CHIEF, THURSDAYS 10/9 CENTRAL")
Escapay:
Minions! What are you doing? Get up!
Dancing Elephant 1:
We don't want to! No way are we going to dance for Power Rangers SPD!
Dancing Elephant 2:
Yeah! The review was great, especially the text with the pictures, but I ain't cheering for the DVD!
Dancing Elephant 3:
Anyone wanna catch Geena Davis tonight? She's my favorite president. Even better than Martin Sheen!
Dancing Elephant 1:
Anyways, we're not dancing! We protest!
Escapay:
You can't protest! I control you!
Dancing Elephant 1:
You don't control us! You never did! Mr. Wallace had to make a human dance because of your "monopoly"!
Escapay:
Pshaw, monopoly. Everyone can use you guys! They just have to pay me a fee.
Dancing Elephant 3:
I hope ABC picks up CIC next season. I love me my Geena Davis.
Dancing Elephant 2:
Well even if we weren't exclusive to you, esCApay, we don't get paid! We want to get paid!
Escapay:
Like you can use money anyway. You're emoticons.
Dancing Elephant 1:
Pay us in bytes.
Escapay:
How the hell am I supposed to do that?
Dancing Elephant 2:
Figure it out. Until then, we protest.
Dancing Elephant 3:
Aw hell, you guys are ruining my "Save Commander in Chief!" campaign!
(Dancing Elephant 3 takes the other signs and burns them in a sacrificial bonfire. He then drags the other elephants onstage. There is a total of six.)
Dancing Elephant 3:
Now, dance fools, dance!
Escapay:
*sigh* I love my minions...
Escapay
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WIST #60:
AwallaceUNC: Would you prefer Substi-Blu-tiary Locomotion?

WIST #61:
TheSequelOfDisney: Damn, did Lin-Manuel Miranda go and murder all your families?