Time to bring back the dancing elephants...
(Escapay is looking at his group of dancing elephants...)
Escapay:
Right, now, you three...no, not you. You were the dancing elephants during the CCF's. You in the back.
(A dancing elephant points to himself and mouths "Me???")
Escapay:
Yes, you, the little one. Come up here.
(Little Dancing Elephant comes up)
Escapay:
You're gonna lead this dance, okay?
LDE:
Do I have to?
Escapay:
It's not like you have a choice. I do type you out after all...
LDE:
But, but...
Escapay:
No buts. Now, get in line with the other two.
(LDE joins two other elephants in line, standing and waiting to go.)
Escapay:
Oh shi...hold on, I have to check the lights.
(Escapay leaves the stage and goes up to the control room to check on the lights. The elephants start talking.)
LDE:
So, how many times does he do this?
Elephant 1:
Eh, whenever he finds a review he likes. Or just one that he reads and feels he needs to leave a comment.
Elephant 2:
I heard he really liked this one.
Elephant 1:
He always likes them. Why do you think he ended up buying coasters like The Boatniks, The World's Greatest Athlete, and The Lion King?
LDE:
I wish I didn't have to be up here.
Elephant 2:
Don't worry about it! It's a privilege to be a Dancing Elephant! You get to dance forever and ever so long as a UD member is watching you!
LDE:
Forever???!!!
Elephant 1:
Well at least until UltimateDisney ceases to exist, or monkeys take over the world. Whichever comes first.
(Escapay comes back from the control room.)
Escapay:
Ready, elephants?
Elephant 1:
Of course.
Elephant 2:
Yep!
(LDE is silent. They all stare at him.)
LDE:
*sigh* Yes.
Escapay:
Then dance, my elephants, dance!
(The Elephants begin dancing.)
Escapay