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Ursula-(Looking in the mirror) Jeeze Jetsam my ass looks huge today! :o

The Queen of Hearts- Off With their Head!!!
The King of Hearts- Shut the hell up bitch! You should worry about gettin' some Jenny Craig and not cutting people's heads off! :D

Lady Tremaine- Cinderella I love you so much. Your more than a stepdaughter to me your my best friend. Get out of those rags and put down that broom. I'll take you shopping and I'll buy you the most beautiful and expensive clothes there are and then I'll take you to the most expensive returant in the city and you can buy as much as you want!!! Don't worry honey I won't leave until your 100% ready. I'll be here waiting singing a song I wrote about the way you crinkle your nose when you smile! Begins singing...... :P


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JUDGE DOOM: No Toon can resist the old "Red Robin" trick...

(Moments later, he raps on the wall with his cane to the "Red Robin" jingle)

JUDGE DOOM: Red... Robin...

(Suddenly, Roger Rabbit bursts out)

ROGER RABBIT: Yum!


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Jay, rotfl , I especially loved when Lady Tremaine would wait till Cinderella was "100% ready" lol and would wait for her singing a song about her nose-crinkling smile! Ahahahaa!!!

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Jay wrote:
Ursula-(Looking in the mirror) Jeeze Jetsam my ass looks huge today! :o


Variation (although it was probably put up somewhere before):

URSULA: Does this octopus-type dress make me look fat?


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Oi there...

Anyway, a few more:

Chernabog: JESUS CHRIST IS OUR LORD, GOD AND SAVIOUR! PRAISE BE TO HIM!

Gaston: Now one is as delightfully homosexual as Gaston!

Cinderella: You know, I think I'll just leave this depressing life and join the circus.

Donald Duck: Boy do I have a problem when it comes to dealing with aggression. I so need counselling. :(

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Snow White: Wait, I never told my Prince I'm living in a cottage in the woods! :(

Aurora: Eh, that Dream'll never be real. I need my coffee. Somebody get me my FUCKING COFFEE NOW!!!

Pocahontas: Okay, so if we're gonna get this highway done, we're eventually gonna have to put in a starbucks, McDonalds, and a outlet mall over there.

Peter Pan: So long, Neverland! Growing Up is way more fun!

Hook(looking up at Pan leaving): so long, peter. I will miss you! By the way.....*pulls up sleeve to reveal his hand grasping the underside of the hook*.....PUNK'D!!!!

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Rapunzel: O RLY? Well then let me sing with my hair so that way I can drink my juice.

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(This has probably been brought up before, so forgive about any replication, but in case it hasn't...)

WALT DISNEY: Why did I not choose to be an accountant?


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Big Disney Fan wrote:
(This has probably been brought up before, so forgive about any replication, but in case it hasn't...)

WALT DISNEY: Why did I not choose to be an accountant?


That actually is not entirely unrealistic. At one time Disney claimed that he wished he'd gone in the real estate business rather than animation. This was in the 1920s.


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Snow White (to the Queen): "Oh Lord, see me, I done made you mad!! You'z dis-a-PPOINTED IN ME!! I'm sorry, boss!!"

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Cinderella's Prince:

"Walk, turn, pose, stop. Give 'em what you got. Work those hips, side to side. Get that angle right. Paint your face like a movie queen. A naughty dream or a fantasy. Anything goes, gotta be the scene. Create a look, out a fashion book. Let's get glam. Don't let the clothes wear you. It's all in how you move. It's all an attitude. Now snap, here we go. Blush on, lashes long. Mascara strong. Lips, eyes, cheeks, face. Give it style grace. Better be ready for your photo op. Step in the light for your perfect close up. Be superficial, it's your one shot. Unleash the diva deep inside. Runway on fire, fashion gods inspire. Lose control, inhibitions run wild. Get on the floor in your best couture. Come on and take me higher. Live it, love it, breathe it, work it, glam. Now snap, now clap. Now dance, now stop."

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Julian Carter wrote:
Big Disney Fan wrote:
(This has probably been brought up before, so forgive about any replication, but in case it hasn't...)

WALT DISNEY: Why did I not choose to be an accountant?


That actually is not entirely unrealistic. At one time Disney claimed that he wished he'd gone in the real estate business rather than animation. This was in the 1920s.


Well, then, I'll revise it slightly:

WALT DISNEY: Why didn't I stay in the accounting business?


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OOH, Laz, you just inspired me:

PRINCE CHARMING: (Insert anything thoughtful, meaningful, or important to the plot here)

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(An interview with Dr. Finklestein on "The Nightmare Before Christmas"):
INTERVIEWER: I have a question, Dr. Finklestien.
DR. FINKLESTEIN: That's Fienkleesteen.
INTERVIEWER: Excuse me?
DR. FINKLESTEIN: My name is pronounced Fienk-lee-steen.
INTERVIEWER: (somewhat confused) Okay... Who did the voice of Igor in your movie?
DR. FINKLESTEIN: His name is Eye-gor.
INTERVIEWER: Well, in the movie, it was Ee-gor.
DR. FINKLESTEIN: Well, then, they were wrong, weren't they?


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