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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:50 pm 
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Thanks,Disney Duster :D (your real name is Mike?) i thought Mrs. Incredible will be funny.
Julian,you were really funny :lol:.
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Taran: Now since you killed Gurgi, I might as well chuck you in the cauldron, you retarded damsel!
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Prince Charming's lover wrote:
Also liked that other thing about me in a hunting lodge....

I figured you'd get a kick out of that. :P

How much is that cucumber in the window? Julian Carter asked and wrote:
And Escapay, yours is really a chest breaker. :lol: How much for a cucumber? lol

Well, technically you supply your own cucumber, the Drink Me and Eat Me stuff is what you gotta pay for.

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Ariel'sprince wrote:
Thanks,Disney Duster :D (your real name is Mike?) i thought Mrs. Incredible will be funny.

Yes, I'm Mike! And Mrs. Incredible was funny, I just picked the two best ones for me.

Julian Carter, excellent work on the Black Cauldron parody! That's too funny! And I wonder if you knew Eilonwy was actually going to have some clothing ripped on her before they changed that.

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Kockoum:
"Captain Smith and Pocahontas
Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said, daddy oh don't you dare
He gives me fever
With his kisses
Fever when he holds me tight
Fever !!!
I'm his Misses
Daddy, won't you treat him right..."

p.s. Well, actually he could have said it -or, why not, sung it- but he was already dead when all this happened! :twisted:


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Thanks,Disney Duster :D (your real name is Mike?) i thought Mrs. Incredible will be funny.

Yes, I'm Mike! And M. Incredible was funny, I just picked the two best ones for me.

Oh,i didn't knew that.
Allright :D i"m glad it's funny.

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Nakoma: "Who is Coco... um? That is his name, right?"

It's an inside joke from almost six years ago, so you most likely will think it Epic Fail.

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Sharpay: (anything that resembles a clearly thought out, intelligent statement)

Troy: My orange skin isn't working....let's try green!

Ramsly: OMG, OMG! Pink! Oh how did you know, I've always wanted a pink scarff? Oh Thank you!

Sarah Sanderson: Men? Oh I can't stand those creatures!

Jack Pumpkinhead:Mommy I want a candy!
Dorothy: You can have a candy when we get home.
Jack: But I want one NOW! (starts kicking the beack of dorothy's seat)
Dorothy: If you don't stop I'm turning this thing around and we are going back to The deadly Desert Look-out Point.
Jack: But It's so boring and I'm thirsty!
Dorothy: You can have your juice box.
Jack: But I Don't like Boxed drinks! (continues to kick the back of dorothy's seat)

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The following was inspired by a commentary I heard on The Incredibles dvd.

*Mr. Incredible enters the meeting room and takes his seat*

*He whistles paitnetly* Am I in the right room??

*half hour past* Guess I didn't get the memo.



Vulture Scene from Jungle Book

Dizzy *shakes Flaps*: Hey Flaps what are we gon'na do?

Flaps *sleeply* I don't know maybe hang with the lions, they're always leaving scraps behind.

Ritz *excited* That's an excelent plan mate *takes off*

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Narnia Edition!:
White Witch:What endless winter????? i"m stoping it! i want to go to the beach allready! i allready bought new bikini!!!.
Suesen:Oh,Peter,when you'll learn when that when Lucey when Lucey sees a talking lion,there *is* a talking lion?.
Lucey:Who cares about fighting for Narnia? let's destory Narnia!.
Mr Tummenes:You know Lucey,when a naked guy (or helf naked,whatever) show up in the woods and offer you,tea,you *shouldn't* go with him!.
Peter:Oh,i get it,Aslan is jesuse,The Witch is the devil,blah blah blah,Christan,can we go home now?.

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Mrs. Macready: "Why can't I go to Narnia? :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: Have I become such a hardened adult soul that this is impossible?"

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Prudence wrote:
Mrs. Macready: "Why can't I go to Narnia? :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: Have I become such a hardened adult soul that this is impossible?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:,that was funny :lol:.

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Cinderella: Oh, thank you for returning my slipper! Goodbye now. What? The Prince? No! Didn't he know it was just a one-night stand? I don't do boyfriends. What? HUSBAND? I definately don't do the whole marriage thing!

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Cinderella:(sees a mouse) RAT! RAT! KILL IT! KILLLLLLLLL IT!


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Maleficent:Not wanted? oh well,here goes free lunch,see ya *leaves Aurora's baby shower*.
Prudence:Here's how you take care of thing in the castle-i don't know,okay,i"m going to the Caribbean,have fun.

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Lilo: We gotta go ...uh... do something with ...um... the... aliens. Yeah.

Stitch: LOL WUT?

Lilo: UGH! That's what happens when the Brawl is delayed!!! WHY IS IT DELAYED?!?

Stitch: I dunno.

Aliens: Not us either.

Lilo: DAMN!

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The other side of the Disney Princesses:
Snow White:I"m wishing (i"m wishing) for the one i love,to *beep* me (to *beep* me) today (today).
Cinderella:Uh, well, uh... the Prince. I haven't *beep* the Prince.
Aurora:I know you,i *beep* you once upon a dream.
Ariel:where whould we walk? where whould we run? if we could *beep* all day in the sun.
Belle:Ahhh,Isn't this amazing,it's my favorite part because,you see,here's where she *beep* Prince Charming.
Jasmine:He didn't *beep* me,i ran away!.
Pocahontas:No! If you *beep* him, you'll have to *beep* me too!.
Mulan: My ancestors sent a little lizard to *beep* me?.
Giselle:I"ve been dreaming of a true love's *beep*.

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I was bored earlier today, so I wrote this little skit.

On The Backlot With the Girls


Pocahontas: Every since CGI got big, work's been slow.
Snow White: At least you got a sequel! I'm in one movie! ONE! Sure, I got a guest spot in Who Framed Roger Rabbit but-
Cinderella- Shut your pie-hole, Snow! Your voice is giving me a headache.
Belle- You wanna smoke?
Cinderella- Sure (takes cigaratte). Hey, Belle, how you doing?
Belle- I haven't had a real job since the 90s.
Cinderella- But I thought you had a new project coming up. Enchanted Tales, I think.
Belle- Someone stole my role (looks at Jasmine)
Jasmine- It's not my fault people like me! And at least your platinums didn't tank!
Pocahontas- (eyes bug out) Platinums?!
Belle- Ariel, how are you doing?
Ariel- Just great! I didn't have to work with that show stealer, Melody, in my latest movie.
Pocahontas- I heard the plotline sucked.
Ariel- At least I have fans!
Cinderella- Where's Aurora?
Ariel- She's getting restored.
Cinderella- Oh, I wonder what color she'll be.
Belle- That reminds me. What ever happened to those other princesses. Um... Keepa, Pegara, Nulan, and that girl from The Black Cauldron?
Ariel- What's "The Black Cauldron"?
Cinderella- Ugh.... Well, I have to go.
Belle- Yeah, I have an audition.
Snow White- And I have a documentary.
Pocahontas- And I have... nothing.
Ariel- And have a sequel, a franchise, and Broadway play!
Jasmine- cough-show off-cough And I have to wait another 10 years for a new project.
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Ariel'sprince, those bleeps were so perfect because they worked for every line. That was clever and funny!

UmbrellaFish, that was, well, terrific! That was really very clever and witty! I mean, wow! That was really good. I didn't expecting you to go that far, but you did and it was wonderful. Maybe Jasmine could say how the reviews for Ariel's show are mostly negative and Aladdin's expected to come to Broadway, too (but it may just be rumour).

I think my favorite part was Pocahontas' eyes getting wide and saying, "Platinums?"

Or maybe the part where Aurora was getting restored like she was going for a tan or a facial or something (is that what you intended? She is blond) and they ask what color she'll be!! :lol:

What was Snow's documentary?

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Disney Duster wrote:
Ariel'sprince, those bleeps were so perfect because they worked for every line. That was clever and funny!

UmbrellaFish, that was, well, terrific! That was really very clever and witty! I mean, wow! That was really good. I didn't expecting you to go that far, but you did and it was wonderful. Maybe Jasmine could say how the reviews for Ariel's show are mostly negative and Aladdin's expected to come to Broadway, too (but it may just be rumour).

I think my favorite part was Pocahontas' eyes getting wide and saying, "Platinums?"

Or maybe the part where Aurora was getting restored like she was going for a tan or a facial or something (is that what you intended? She is blond) and they ask what color she'll be!! :lol:

What was Snow's documentary?

Thanks :D i"m glad you like it :D i"m also loved you Cinderella one :D.
Maybe when Aladdin PE will be re-released Jasmine will get stuff like Cinderella and Ariel and Aladdin will have a Broadway show?.
About the restored Aurora-maybe they"ll change her blue to dress to pink dress and Phillip will wake her in her pink dress? :lol:.
Umbrellafish-i loved your Princess skit,it was really funny :lol:,i think you should have add Mulan (and maybe Giselle) but still it's good :D.

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UmbrellaFish, that was hilarious! You should definitly write another one!

Here's one I just made:

The Disney Girls at The Disney Store

Aurora: Wow, I'm so excited to be here! I can't wait to see the merchendise they have for ME!

Snow White: Eh, it's just because you have a new Platinum.

Aurora: Yeah, well I bet there are more Dopey products than there are of you.

Cinderella: Wait a minute..*looks down at feet* how did they get my glass shoes here...?

Jasmine: They're always in stock of me!

Mulan: At least there's something relating to your movie. Last time I was here there was a suit of armor...in the men's section.

Eiowlny-I'm not even considered a princess!

Aurora: So what, I bet I'm everywhere!

The girls enter the store and see nothing but merchendise of Ariel.

Ariel: Sucks to be you.

Okay, it wasn't good at all and it only took me about a minute. :P


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