What Disney Characters Will Never Say

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Ariel and Ursula are arguing over their bra size.

Ariel: I'm sexy! Look at you - a haggard old lump of sea fat!

Ursula: At least I'm not flat-chested, like you.

Ariel: Yeah. That's your problem. Your boobs are so huge you could sleep on top of them. Pity they're not orthopaedic.

Ursula: Shut your face, you decomposing sea horse! Better big boobs than nothing at all. You have to simulate them with shells, and such bad shells, for that matter!

Ariel: I have the best shells daddy can afford.

Ursula: Does he help you put them on? Or are your breasts detatchable?

Ariel (flustered) : How DARE you!? Cop a load of this! (Ariel stuffs Ursula's mouth with multiple packets of the official Tree-Killing DVD Condom. Ursula suffocates and dies).
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Julian Carter wrote:Ariel and Ursula are arguing over their bra size.

Ariel: I'm sexy! Look at you - a haggard old lump of sea fat!

Ursula: At least I'm not flat-chested, like you.

Ariel: Yeah. That's your problem. Your boobs are so huge you could sleep on top of them. Pity they're not orthopaedic.

Ursula: Shut your face, you decomposing sea horse! Better big boobs than nothing at all. 'Cause I'm Big, Blonde and Beautiful!!! You have to simulate them with shells, and such bad shells, for that matter!

Ariel: I have the best shells daddy can afford.

Ursula: Does he help you put them on? Or are your breasts detatchable?

Ariel (flustered) : How DARE you!? Cop a load of this! (Ariel stuffs Ursula's mouth with multiple packets of the official Tree-Killing DVD Condom. Ursula suffocates and dies).
Hmm, that seems loads better. Don't you think?
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MRS. POTATO HEAD: (still packing Mr. Potato Head) ...and crayons, in case you get bored... and some blue Play-doh.

(she forces a lump of the blue stuff into her husband and they come out like spaghetti noodles through his holes where his body appendages can go. Where they go through the eye holes, he tries to force them back in.)
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Okay dokey:
Mary Poppins:Shut Up YOU STUPIT KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Belle:Beast,can you burn this book for me?.
Aladdin:yack! monkey! he might have jerms!.
Ariel:why do i need legs? it's stupit and here under the sea is much better.
Jasmine:OMG!!!! a prince i don't know!!!! i can't wait to merry him!!!!!.
Cinderella:i don't believe in dreams.
Snow White:look,i don't merry men i don't even know their name!.
Aurora:once upon a dream? are you drunk or something?.
Mulan:father,i can't save China,i have to go to a beauty salon!.
Pocahontas:let's burn this land.
Prudence:thank you,thank you,winning the Oscar for the best movie ever? i can't believe that!.
Merline:Madam Mim,i love you.
Beast:i"m not allowed on the furniture.
Sebastion:i hate de ocean,mon.
Marie:i"m sucks big time!.
Peter Pan:Wendy,when will you grow up?.
Alice:oh my,i need to stop taking drunks.
Jack Skellington:i hate Christmas.
Fairy Godmother:listen up,honey,you pay me 12$ i"ll help you get to the ball.
Stitch:Lilo,i"m not goona changed!,okay?.
Mushu:allright,allright,i"ll shut up!.
Remy:i hate good food!.
Dory:of course i"m remeber you,i learned with you in school.
Flounder:oh Ariel! a shark! can i pet him? please!.
TinkerBell:Wendy,you're my best friend.
Esmerlda:don't eat my money stupit goat!.
Mr. Incredibles:Super hero's life are sucks! Civilain's life are way better!.
Wall-E:my oh my what a beautiful day!.
Wendy:Peter,i"m in love with Captain Hook.
Giselle:get off my you stupit chipmenk or i"ll shoot you!!!!!!!.
Winnie the Pooh:honey is not healthy!.
Hercules:i allways wanted to be a Ballrina!.
Captain Hook:TinkerBell-i"m your father.
Ariel's Sisters:yack! jewels! we hate jewels!.
Muses:girls,why are we waste our time in this place.
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Ariel'sprince they were all funny, but the best one is:
Ariel'sprince wrote:Flounder:oh Ariel! a shark! can i pet him? please!.
:lol:
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Disney Duster wrote:Ariel'sprince" they were all funny, but the best one is:
Ariel'sprince wrote:Flounder:oh Ariel! a shark! can i pet him? please!.
:lol:
thank you :D,was the beast's part funny?.
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I got one.

*AS WE TAKE THE CLIP FROM THE JUNGLE BOOK WHERE MOLGWI GETS KIDNAPPED BY THOSE MONKEYS AND BALOO GETS MAD AT THEM*

Baloo: Well, just try that again, you...

A Monkey: MAKE ME!

Baloo: Oh, go touch my d**k while- *laughs* Sorry.

Pongo: I know what ya say!

Molgwi: I'll be at my trailer.

Pongo: Okay, BREAK TIME!

And here's another one from 101 Dalmatians (1961):

Patch: I love that hero, Thunderbolt.

Lucky: And I (Turns into Tourettes Guy) don't GIVE A SH*T!

Patch: Lucky?!?

Other Dalmatians: SHHH!
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Quasimodo:
"I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today"

SnowWhite:
"Erotic
Erotic
Put your hands all over my body"
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HAHAHAHA!
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Ariel'sprince wrote: thank you :D,was the beast's part funny?.
Yes, I liked the book burning part a lot, very clever, but this was his best line:
Ariel'sprince wrote: Beast:i"m not allowed on the furniture.
Aw, poor Beast!

I also really enjoyed:
Ariel'sprince wrote:Fairy Godmother:listen up,honey,you pay me 12$ i"ll help you get to the ball.
Also clever!
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Disney Duster wrote:
Ariel'sprince wrote: thank you :D,was the beast's part funny?.
Yes, I liked the book burning part a lot, very clever, but this was his best line:
Ariel'sprince wrote: Beast:i"m not allowed on the furniture.
Aw, poor Beast!

I also really enjoyed:
Ariel'sprince wrote:Fairy Godmother:listen up,honey,you pay me 12$ i"ll help you get to the ball.
Also clever!
Thank you :D i"m glad you found those lines clever :D.
mybe i"ll post more lines.
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I heard that on the Internet Movie Database, some of the Disney movies' respective forums contain their own "Things you'd never expect (name of movie)'s characters to say" threads.

The section on "Pinocchio" has it: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032910/boa ... d/66038148

The section on "Cinderella" has it, too: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042332/boa ... d/71875883
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Alice: I'm never smoking that stuff again!
BAHAHA HAHA! :lol:


oh man
i loled at that one :P
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Big Disney Fan wrote: The section on "Cinderella" has it, too: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042332/boa ... d/71875883
You have linked to TEH DRAMAZ. Let's make fun of the Courtney girl and how lame she is! (Don't ask.)
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My favorite of your bunch:
Ariel'sprince wrote:Mulan: Father, I can't save China, I have to go to a beauty salon!

But I also loved:
Ariel'sprince wrote:Mary Poppins: Shut up, YOU STUPID KIDS!!!!!!!!!
Belle: Beast, can you burn this book for me?
Aurora: Once upon a dream? Are you drunk or something?
Pocahontas: Let's burn this land.
Beast: I'm not allowed on the furniture.
Peter Pan: Wendy, when will you grow up?
Fairy Godmother: Listen up, honey, you pay me $12, I'll help you get to the ball.
Wendy: Peter, I'm in love with Captain Hook.
Winnie the Pooh: Honey is not healthy!
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Lazario wrote:My favorite of your bunch:
Ariel'sprince wrote:Mulan: Father, I can't save China, I have to go to a beauty salon!

But I also loved:
Ariel'sprince wrote:Mary Poppins: Shut up, YOU STUPID KIDS!!!!!!!!!
Belle: Beast, can you burn this book for me?
Aurora: Once upon a dream? Are you drunk or something?
Pocahontas: Let's burn this land.
Beast: I'm not allowed on the furniture.
Peter Pan: Wendy, when will you grow up?
Fairy Godmother: Listen up, honey, you pay me $12, I'll help you get to the ball.
Wendy: Peter, I'm in love with Captain Hook.
Winnie the Pooh: Honey is not healthy!
Thank you :D.
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MRS. POTATO HEAD: (STILL packing Mr. Potato Head) ...and a dime - call me... and monkey chow.

MR. POTATO HEAD: Monkey chow? For what?

MRS. POTATO HEAD: Well, for the monkeys, of course. C'mon, monkeys!

(A bunch of the Barrel-o-Monkeys monkeys leap and crowd around Mr. Potato Head, screeching. Mr. Potato Head is a bit upset)

MR. POTATO HEAD: That's it! I draw the line at monkeys! Get my agent on the phone!
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Ariel'sprince wrote:Thank you :D
You're very welcome.
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Captain Hook: So, my beloved crew. I was thinking we could have a democratic meeting and discuss our state of affairs. Nothing like a good long chat, I've always said ...
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Lady Tremaine (Stepmother): "Cinderella!"
Cinderella: "Yes"
Lady Tremaine (Stepmother): "Clean these floors, they're filthy!"
Cinderella: "Say What!"
Lady Tremaine (Stepmother): "You heard!"
Cinderella: "Bitch please! If you think I'm gonna get down on my hands and knees and scrub these floors you've got another thing coming!"
Lady Tremaine (Stepmother): :shock:
Cinderella: "Besides I have dreams to fulfill! No Prince will ever marry me if I sit around doing your dirty work!" (Storms off like a true DIVA)
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