What Disney Characters Will Never Say
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Ursula-(Looking in the mirror) Jeeze Jetsam my ass looks huge today!
The Queen of Hearts- Off With their Head!!!
The King of Hearts- Shut the hell up bitch! You should worry about gettin' some Jenny Craig and not cutting people's heads off!
Lady Tremaine- Cinderella I love you so much. Your more than a stepdaughter to me your my best friend. Get out of those rags and put down that broom. I'll take you shopping and I'll buy you the most beautiful and expensive clothes there are and then I'll take you to the most expensive returant in the city and you can buy as much as you want!!! Don't worry honey I won't leave until your 100% ready. I'll be here waiting singing a song I wrote about the way you crinkle your nose when you smile! Begins singing......
Snow White- (To the dwarfs) I don't give a shit if you want apple dumplings your pissing me the #$%@ off. Shut up and get too bed I have a hot date with Lancelot and Sir Gawain tonight and your little shit stained faces are not gonna mess my chances to score with TWO hotties!!
The Queen of Hearts- Off With their Head!!!
The King of Hearts- Shut the hell up bitch! You should worry about gettin' some Jenny Craig and not cutting people's heads off!
Lady Tremaine- Cinderella I love you so much. Your more than a stepdaughter to me your my best friend. Get out of those rags and put down that broom. I'll take you shopping and I'll buy you the most beautiful and expensive clothes there are and then I'll take you to the most expensive returant in the city and you can buy as much as you want!!! Don't worry honey I won't leave until your 100% ready. I'll be here waiting singing a song I wrote about the way you crinkle your nose when you smile! Begins singing......
Snow White- (To the dwarfs) I don't give a shit if you want apple dumplings your pissing me the #$%@ off. Shut up and get too bed I have a hot date with Lancelot and Sir Gawain tonight and your little shit stained faces are not gonna mess my chances to score with TWO hotties!!
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Oi there...
Anyway, a few more:
Chernabog: JESUS CHRIST IS OUR LORD, GOD AND SAVIOUR! PRAISE BE TO HIM!
Gaston: Now one is as delightfully homosexual as Gaston!
Cinderella: You know, I think I'll just leave this depressing life and join the circus.
Donald Duck: Boy do I have a problem when it comes to dealing with aggression. I so need counselling.
Anyway, a few more:
Chernabog: JESUS CHRIST IS OUR LORD, GOD AND SAVIOUR! PRAISE BE TO HIM!
Gaston: Now one is as delightfully homosexual as Gaston!
Cinderella: You know, I think I'll just leave this depressing life and join the circus.
Donald Duck: Boy do I have a problem when it comes to dealing with aggression. I so need counselling.
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Snow White: Wait, I never told my Prince I'm living in a cottage in the woods!
Aurora: Eh, that Dream'll never be real. I need my coffee. Somebody get me my FUCKING COFFEE NOW!!!
Pocahontas: Okay, so if we're gonna get this highway done, we're eventually gonna have to put in a starbucks, McDonalds, and a outlet mall over there.
Peter Pan: So long, Neverland! Growing Up is way more fun!
Hook(looking up at Pan leaving): so long, peter. I will miss you! By the way.....*pulls up sleeve to reveal his hand grasping the underside of the hook*.....PUNK'D!!!!
Aurora: Eh, that Dream'll never be real. I need my coffee. Somebody get me my FUCKING COFFEE NOW!!!
Pocahontas: Okay, so if we're gonna get this highway done, we're eventually gonna have to put in a starbucks, McDonalds, and a outlet mall over there.
Peter Pan: So long, Neverland! Growing Up is way more fun!
Hook(looking up at Pan leaving): so long, peter. I will miss you! By the way.....*pulls up sleeve to reveal his hand grasping the underside of the hook*.....PUNK'D!!!!
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That actually is not entirely unrealistic. At one time Disney claimed that he wished he'd gone in the real estate business rather than animation. This was in the 1920s.Big Disney Fan wrote:(This has probably been brought up before, so forgive about any replication, but in case it hasn't...)
WALT DISNEY: Why did I not choose to be an accountant?
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Cinderella's Prince:
"Walk, turn, pose, stop. Give 'em what you got. Work those hips, side to side. Get that angle right. Paint your face like a movie queen. A naughty dream or a fantasy. Anything goes, gotta be the scene. Create a look, out a fashion book. Let's get glam. Don't let the clothes wear you. It's all in how you move. It's all an attitude. Now snap, here we go. Blush on, lashes long. Mascara strong. Lips, eyes, cheeks, face. Give it style grace. Better be ready for your photo op. Step in the light for your perfect close up. Be superficial, it's your one shot. Unleash the diva deep inside. Runway on fire, fashion gods inspire. Lose control, inhibitions run wild. Get on the floor in your best couture. Come on and take me higher. Live it, love it, breathe it, work it, glam. Now snap, now clap. Now dance, now stop."
"Walk, turn, pose, stop. Give 'em what you got. Work those hips, side to side. Get that angle right. Paint your face like a movie queen. A naughty dream or a fantasy. Anything goes, gotta be the scene. Create a look, out a fashion book. Let's get glam. Don't let the clothes wear you. It's all in how you move. It's all an attitude. Now snap, here we go. Blush on, lashes long. Mascara strong. Lips, eyes, cheeks, face. Give it style grace. Better be ready for your photo op. Step in the light for your perfect close up. Be superficial, it's your one shot. Unleash the diva deep inside. Runway on fire, fashion gods inspire. Lose control, inhibitions run wild. Get on the floor in your best couture. Come on and take me higher. Live it, love it, breathe it, work it, glam. Now snap, now clap. Now dance, now stop."
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Well, then, I'll revise it slightly:Julian Carter wrote:That actually is not entirely unrealistic. At one time Disney claimed that he wished he'd gone in the real estate business rather than animation. This was in the 1920s.Big Disney Fan wrote:(This has probably been brought up before, so forgive about any replication, but in case it hasn't...)
WALT DISNEY: Why did I not choose to be an accountant?
WALT DISNEY: Why didn't I stay in the accounting business?
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(An interview with Dr. Finklestein on "The Nightmare Before Christmas"):
INTERVIEWER: I have a question, Dr. Finklestien.
DR. FINKLESTEIN: That's Fienkleesteen.
INTERVIEWER: Excuse me?
DR. FINKLESTEIN: My name is pronounced Fienk-lee-steen.
INTERVIEWER: (somewhat confused) Okay... Who did the voice of Igor in your movie?
DR. FINKLESTEIN: His name is Eye-gor.
INTERVIEWER: Well, in the movie, it was Ee-gor.
DR. FINKLESTEIN: Well, then, they were wrong, weren't they?
INTERVIEWER: I have a question, Dr. Finklestien.
DR. FINKLESTEIN: That's Fienkleesteen.
INTERVIEWER: Excuse me?
DR. FINKLESTEIN: My name is pronounced Fienk-lee-steen.
INTERVIEWER: (somewhat confused) Okay... Who did the voice of Igor in your movie?
DR. FINKLESTEIN: His name is Eye-gor.
INTERVIEWER: Well, in the movie, it was Ee-gor.
DR. FINKLESTEIN: Well, then, they were wrong, weren't they?
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