What Disney Characters Will Never Say
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I'm glad you guys liked it. I came up with it today while watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Right at the bit where Betty Boop talks about how she's out of work because of the colored cartoons. It just made me think of today and animation and CGI.
About Aurora, you're absoultely correct Disney Duster. I was thinking about how the restorations change the movie's colors.
The reason I put in that Snow White had a documentary is because that's the only thing she's in now. Her movie's not on TV and she doesn't have any sequels (which doesn't have to be a bad thing), so really all we see of Snow are documentaries.
I would have loved to included Mulan. I didn't think about her until I was half-way through.
PeterPanfan, I might write another one, I'll have to think about it. By the way, I loved your skit! It was really great! My two favorite parts were the Mulan and the end part about the Aurora merchandise and Ariel. I loved it!
About Aurora, you're absoultely correct Disney Duster. I was thinking about how the restorations change the movie's colors.
The reason I put in that Snow White had a documentary is because that's the only thing she's in now. Her movie's not on TV and she doesn't have any sequels (which doesn't have to be a bad thing), so really all we see of Snow are documentaries.
I would have loved to included Mulan. I didn't think about her until I was half-way through.
PeterPanfan, I might write another one, I'll have to think about it. By the way, I loved your skit! It was really great! My two favorite parts were the Mulan and the end part about the Aurora merchandise and Ariel. I loved it!
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*A special sneak peek to the new I Wonder clip for Johnas Brothers in th new Sleeping Beauty Platinum Edition!*.
Johans Brothers:I Wonder... I Wonder.... I Wonder why each...
*Boom*.
*blackout*.
*Aurora show up*.
Aurora:Is this on?.
Merryweahter:Yes.
*Imagin Aurora's voice from the Enchanted Calls*.
Aurora:Why,hello there,it's me,Princess Aurora.
We've got The Johans Brothers.
*Merryweahter shows Flora with gagged and bound Johans Brothers hostages*.
Aurora:And if you want them back,you"ll have to help us,Founa,can you bring me the list?.
*Founa brings list*.
Aurora:thanks you,here we go:
1.Make my eyes brown in all the Princess marchandise.
2.Make a new series of me killing dragons that show more of my personality.
3.Delete this stupid clip.
4.Make a better Platinum Edition cover,and...
Flora:Don't change our colors in the restoration?.
Founa:Change your voice in Enchanted Tales?.
Merriweather:Change your dress to blue?.
Aurora:No,that's all ,goodbye.
Johans Brothers:I Wonder... I Wonder.... I Wonder why each...
*Boom*.
*blackout*.
*Aurora show up*.
Aurora:Is this on?.
Merryweahter:Yes.
*Imagin Aurora's voice from the Enchanted Calls*.
Aurora:Why,hello there,it's me,Princess Aurora.
We've got The Johans Brothers.
*Merryweahter shows Flora with gagged and bound Johans Brothers hostages*.
Aurora:And if you want them back,you"ll have to help us,Founa,can you bring me the list?.
*Founa brings list*.
Aurora:thanks you,here we go:
1.Make my eyes brown in all the Princess marchandise.
2.Make a new series of me killing dragons that show more of my personality.
3.Delete this stupid clip.
4.Make a better Platinum Edition cover,and...
Flora:Don't change our colors in the restoration?.
Founa:Change your voice in Enchanted Tales?.
Merriweather:Change your dress to blue?.
Aurora:No,that's all ,goodbye.
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What Disney Characters Will Never Say
Yea, that was actually good PeterPanfan, I liked the surprise ending (which turned out not to be surprising! ).
Ha, I liked Flanger-Hanger's Mr. Toad seatbelt safety.
Pretty good scenario, Ariel'sprince, but I guess Aurora's fine with her new voice in Enchanted Tales...why?
I wish I knew enough about Scrooge to get TheValentineBros's thing.
Ha, I liked Flanger-Hanger's Mr. Toad seatbelt safety.
Pretty good scenario, Ariel'sprince, but I guess Aurora's fine with her new voice in Enchanted Tales...why?
I wish I knew enough about Scrooge to get TheValentineBros's thing.
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Thanks she think her voice was worse in other stuff then the voice she has there.Disney Duster wrote:Pretty good scenario, Ariel'sprince, but I guess Aurora's fine with her new voice in Enchanted Tales...why?
Her voice is odd in Enchanted Tales but it's not really horrible,sure,it's not the opera Aurora from the film but still,could be worse (like in the Princess Christmas CD she sounds like a 70 years old opera singer,thought that voice wasn't horrible either).
But do you agree with her other requests? .
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I've never really been in this thread before. I had started keeping track of all my favorite posts, but there are just too many to name- so many of these really made me lol! Great job, everybody!
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Drizella: Make me a dress!
Cinderella: Why don't you get off your lazy ass and do it yourself!
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Giselle: Morgan, clean all this crap up before your father gets home.
Morgan looks confused
Giselle: Do you think I talk for my health? I said NOW!
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Drizella: Make me a dress!
Cinderella: Why don't you get off your lazy ass and do it yourself!
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Bernard: Penny can probably swim. There's probably no point in going down there after her.
Cinderella: Do you see that?
Drizella: what?
Cinderella: THAT!
Drizella: a spot?
Cinderella: A spot that wasn't there until your (censored) shoes came in here. I just finished cleaning it!
Drizella: and what do you want me to do about it?
Cinderella: clean it! (punches Drizella then grabs her neck and forces her to the floor) I said CLEAN IT (censored)!
Bernard: Penny can probably swim. There's probably no point in going down there after her.
Cinderella: Do you see that?
Drizella: what?
Cinderella: THAT!
Drizella: a spot?
Cinderella: A spot that wasn't there until your (censored) shoes came in here. I just finished cleaning it!
Drizella: and what do you want me to do about it?
Cinderella: clean it! (punches Drizella then grabs her neck and forces her to the floor) I said CLEAN IT (censored)!
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Eilonwey:So what if nobody knows me and think i"m from a Don Bluth movie?,yeah,so what?.
Founa:I had enough of your fights! blue,pink,what does it matter,anyway!? i"ll be at the castle.
Pongo:101 puppies? that's twisted.
Ariel Sisters:Why are we getting our own line if we appeard for 5 seconds?.
Melody:Being a mermaid sucks! you smells like tuna all the time.
Belle:Ha! no that i"m a princesses this castle will be mine! now,to get rid of this ugly prince...
Roger Rabbit:Jessica cheats on me? i should have known that i shouldn't merry this stupid club-singer!.
Jessica Rabbit:I"m not bad,i"m just off-model.
Madison:I won't star in this movie unless i"ll get a bra,for crying out loud!.
Mary Poppins:With a spoon of suger,clean the room before i"ll kick you out of the window.
Mater:Scaring tractores,how very matuer,Lightning.
Founa:I had enough of your fights! blue,pink,what does it matter,anyway!? i"ll be at the castle.
Pongo:101 puppies? that's twisted.
Ariel Sisters:Why are we getting our own line if we appeard for 5 seconds?.
Melody:Being a mermaid sucks! you smells like tuna all the time.
Belle:Ha! no that i"m a princesses this castle will be mine! now,to get rid of this ugly prince...
Roger Rabbit:Jessica cheats on me? i should have known that i shouldn't merry this stupid club-singer!.
Jessica Rabbit:I"m not bad,i"m just off-model.
Madison:I won't star in this movie unless i"ll get a bra,for crying out loud!.
Mary Poppins:With a spoon of suger,clean the room before i"ll kick you out of the window.
Mater:Scaring tractores,how very matuer,Lightning.
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Drizella: "....."
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Actually, I don't think Aurora's eyes are brown. I think they might be blue because kurtadisneyite knows a lot of unknown Disney info and he said they were blue. I'll havr to watch the movie really carefully, maybe Blu-ray's high definition will help! I also don't know if she'd want to go killing dragons unless they are terrorizing her kingdom and she needs to.Ariel'sprince wrote:But do you agree with her other requests? .
Haha! That was a good first time!blackcauldron85 wrote:Jessica Rabbit: You know when I said that I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way? I lied. I'm bad. I'm really, really bad.
Some more of my favorites:
Flanger-Hanger wrote:Bernard: Penny can probably swim. There's probably no point in going down there after her.
OMG!Ariel'sprince wrote:Pongo:101 puppies? that's twisted.
And the the last two entries of Prudence!
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Really? oh well (thought i think that in the PE they'll get rid of the scenes with her brown eyes and we'll see only her blue eyes).Disney Duster wrote:Actually, I don't think Aurora's eyes are brown. I think they might be blue because kurtadisneyite knows a lot of unknown Disney info and he said they were blue. I'll havr to watch the movie really carefully, maybe Blu-ray's high definition will help! I also don't know if she'd want to go killing dragons unless they are terrorizing her kingdom and she needs to.Ariel'sprince wrote:But do you agree with her other requests? .
Yeah,they're terrorizing her kingdom and she'll kill them thought,she allways saves the merchandise.
I"m glad you like it how about Madison? or Jessica Rabbit?.
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Cinderella (to the Fairy Godmother): You expect me to trust you and get into a pumpkin? You can't even keep track of your wand!
Magic Mirror: The fairest one of all is............Dopey the dwarf
Evil Queen: There's a dwarf in my kingdom?
Magic Mirror: Yes, there's 7 of them
Evil Queen: Really? Who would have known do they at least work for me?
Magic Mirror: No they spend all day mining jewels for an unknown reason
Evil Queen: HOW DARE THEY NOT CUT ME IN ON THE GOODS! but really? dwarves? I thought they were only in Fairy Tales..like that one Snow White and the 7 Dwar......we're in a FAIRY TALE!
Magic Mirror: You sure are slow aren't you, wan't me to point out the most intelligent person in the land so you can kill him and be smartest instead?
Evil Queen: Don't make me smash you!
Magic Mirror: 7 Years Bad Luck *sticks out tongue*
Evil Queen: *stomps foot angrily* damn you mirrors I hate you
Prince Phillip: Where's Aurora? Is she taking another nap.........then I could sneak up and......and also do a little
Flora: *smacks him on the head* Phillip! What are you some dirty old man?
Phillip: Yes I do! I want to be a dirty old man, but what I lack in old I'll make up for in dirty *shows big Cheshire Cat grin*
Magic Mirror: The fairest one of all is............Dopey the dwarf
Evil Queen: There's a dwarf in my kingdom?
Magic Mirror: Yes, there's 7 of them
Evil Queen: Really? Who would have known do they at least work for me?
Magic Mirror: No they spend all day mining jewels for an unknown reason
Evil Queen: HOW DARE THEY NOT CUT ME IN ON THE GOODS! but really? dwarves? I thought they were only in Fairy Tales..like that one Snow White and the 7 Dwar......we're in a FAIRY TALE!
Magic Mirror: You sure are slow aren't you, wan't me to point out the most intelligent person in the land so you can kill him and be smartest instead?
Evil Queen: Don't make me smash you!
Magic Mirror: 7 Years Bad Luck *sticks out tongue*
Evil Queen: *stomps foot angrily* damn you mirrors I hate you
Prince Phillip: Where's Aurora? Is she taking another nap.........then I could sneak up and......and also do a little
Flora: *smacks him on the head* Phillip! What are you some dirty old man?
Phillip: Yes I do! I want to be a dirty old man, but what I lack in old I'll make up for in dirty *shows big Cheshire Cat grin*
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JIMINY: What am I? Your conscience or a scientist?
CINDERELLA: You know what? I lied. If you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will NEVER come true!
GEPPETTO: (trapped in Monstro) I never should've asked for a kid!
PINOCCHIO: How can we survive underwater?
JIMINY: What am I? Your conscience or a scientist?
CINDERELLA: You know what? I lied. If you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will NEVER come true!
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Love that one.Chernabog_Rocks wrote: Magic Mirror: The fairest one of all is............Dopey the dwarf
Evil Queen: There's a dwarf in my kingdom?
Magic Mirror: Yes, there's 7 of them
Evil Queen: Really? Who would have known do they at least work for me?
Magic Mirror: No they spend all day mining jewels for an unknown reason
Evil Queen: HOW DARE THEY NOT CUT ME IN ON THE GOODS! but really? dwarves? I thought they were only in Fairy Tales..like that one Snow White and the 7 Dwar......we're in a FAIRY TALE!
Magic Mirror: You sure are slow aren't you, wan't me to point out the most intelligent person in the land so you can kill him and be smartest instead?
Evil Queen: Don't make me smash you!
Magic Mirror: 7 Years Bad Luck *sticks out tongue*
Evil Queen: *stomps foot angrily* damn you mirrors I hate you
Heh, I'm going to have Valley Girl!Prudence in my head all day now, Flanger-Hanger.
That's hot.
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Malefiecent:I"ve been dreaming of a true love's kiss,and a prince i"m hoping with this.
The Queen:Magic mirror on the wall,who's the fairiest of all?.
The Mirror:The fairest of all is... the Woodsman!.
The Queen: .
Simba:Dad,can we go to the top of Pride Rock?.
Mufasa:Sure.
*They're going*.
Mufasa:Why did you... whaaaa!.
*Mufasa falls*.
*splat*.
Simba:Ha ha ha ha! NOW I"M THE KING!.
Hercules:AHHH! monsters!!!!.
The White Witch:I hate winter.
Snow White:Touch me touch me touch me,i want to feel your body!.
Grand Duke:I didn't really that she can dance like this,she can make a man wanna speak spanish,Conosiama,onita,picasa.
Jaq:Shakira Shakira.
Fairy Godmother:Oh baby when you talk like that you make a woman go mad,so be wise,and keep on,reading the signs of my body,i"m on tonight you know my hips don't lie.
The Queen:Magic mirror on the wall,who's the fairiest of all?.
The Mirror:The fairest of all is... the Woodsman!.
The Queen: .
Simba:Dad,can we go to the top of Pride Rock?.
Mufasa:Sure.
*They're going*.
Mufasa:Why did you... whaaaa!.
*Mufasa falls*.
*splat*.
Simba:Ha ha ha ha! NOW I"M THE KING!.
Hercules:AHHH! monsters!!!!.
The White Witch:I hate winter.
Snow White:Touch me touch me touch me,i want to feel your body!.
Grand Duke:I didn't really that she can dance like this,she can make a man wanna speak spanish,Conosiama,onita,picasa.
Jaq:Shakira Shakira.
Fairy Godmother:Oh baby when you talk like that you make a woman go mad,so be wise,and keep on,reading the signs of my body,i"m on tonight you know my hips don't lie.