Announcer: Live, from the UD forums, it’s the Ultimate Disney Movie Awards 2005 Ceremony! Please welcome your host for the ceremony this evening, Jack!
Hello, and welcome one and all to our first ever awards ceremony here at UD! Tonight is the night when everyone here at the forums can celebrate our favorite films of the past year.
You know, it took quite a bit of effort to get this thing all set up. In trying to figure out a way to make the announcing of the winners interesting, I thought up a lot of different ideas, connected to the films nominated this evening – such as having it be a musical, in which the winner’s names are sung; or having the whole thing being in Aramaic with subtitles at the bottom; or having it play in reverse, to only have the watchers discover that their memories have been erased. I tried to contact celebrities to see if they’d be interested in getting involved, including the likes of Napoleon Dynamite, who refused to join in unless he could campaign for Pedro, and Ron Burgundy, who didn’t want to partake unless he had a teleprompter and big bottle of Scotch. I even went so far as to contact DreamWorks to see if they’d be interested in doing a duplicate of this thread, and Michael Moore to ask if he’d do a documentary on my underhandedness in counting the votes.
But you know what? In the end, I thought: “Why not just get the members involved?” So that’s what I did! Tonight, several members will be presenting the various categories. After giving their speeches, they’ll announce the winners for each award.
Well, it’s about time to get the ball rolling! Just please remember these helpful hints during our ceremony: 1) Don’t bother checking, there’s no treasure maps on the back of our ballots, 2) Watch out for any flying broomsticks, as we invited a few members of Hogwarts to attend, and 3) In case our chandelier falls, he have Mr. Incredible on speed-dial.
Enjoy the show everyone!
Announcer: The first awards, and a look at some of the movies nominated tonight, will be presented by forum members in just a few moments!