Lazario wrote:
Goliath apologize? He did that once, and only after a mod warned him.
That is factually untrue. For someone with your archive, you'd think you would at least get your basic facts straight. Not only have I publicly apologized on more than one account, I also never did so at the request of a moderator. But of course, I don't have any screencaps with little red circles to "prove" it. I guess I just fell into your "trap"...

Lazario wrote:
As for me apologizing to Goliath... I told him months ago, though he probably doesn't remember, that I lost all respect for him.
It's not that I don't remember. It's just that I don't care at all. If this was said by somebody whom I actually liked and cared about, it would be upsetting. But coming from you, it has no meaning at all.
Lazario wrote:
I knew the whole time that he would go back to patronizing me the second we were done talking about his favorite subject (Bob Dylan).
And we all know the expression "I'm sorry" is sooooo patronizing!
The next time you're wondering why people think you're a drama queen? Check above quote. Just a tip.
Lazario wrote:
That's why I, unlike him, have remained calm throughout this whole ordeal and even laughed a few times.
Is your definition of "calm" that you look up years old threads and make red circles around other people's words in order to "prove" they disliked me --and that, thusly, I must be the forum's anti-christ?

If you think *you're* laughing, you should see me laughing my ass off everytime you talk about your "setting traps" and "playing games" with me. Like Patrick said, it's just hilarious to see you treating your posts like they are the most important thing in the world.

Lazario wrote:
Yeah, you merely differed in opinion from David S. That's why he called you a troll.
And I should care about this, because...? Who cares about what one David S. thought about me at a particular moment in time? And why do you think the member you're adressing gives a flying f--- about it? And even if he/she did, what does it prove? If he/she agreed with you because you quoted one David S., would that make your day? Would you throw a party? Is this really worth ruining Dr. F.'s thread?
Lazario wrote:
Another good, peaceful member who hasn't had a problem with anyone else is forced to call another member a troll. For your information, that doesn't happen frequently.
A "good", "peaceful" member.... LOL LOL LOL!!! Oh my God, how pathetic that you constantly have to add those kind of adjectives to somehow make your petty posts about me seemingly more important. You sound like a contestant in a high school popularity contest. "Don't vote for Goliath, because Suzy, the most popular girl in school thinks he's a jerk."

Lazario wrote:
Same with Divinity, that's why you call him a coward. But he earned it, right? I guess he should have known better than to expect UD members to treat each other with respect.

If he wants respect, he has to earn it. Passive-aggressive attacks on other members under the false, hypocritical guise of objectivity/neutrality doesn't fall under my definition of "respect". But you may think otherwise, because he's such a "good, peaceful, respected, long-time, all-loved, awesome, great, loveable, Nobel Peace Prize-winning member".
Lazario wrote:
People on this board who respect other people do not call each other bullshit names over a difference of opinion. That's cowardly.
People on this board who respect other people do also not constantly instigate fights with other members over made-up, non-existing bullshit which they use as an excuse to re-do older fights, like you're doing right now with me. (Like you've always done. You just can't leave me alone. I thought having your own thread about me in your own forum on which you could talk with yourself about my evilness would have cooled you off, but alas... you just can't let it go. You see one word ('sorry") and you jump on it, not because it's an insult or because it's *actually* patronizing... No, you immediately jump on it because you just can't let something go that happened two years ago.
And the word for that is 'pathetic'. Yes, I just called you a name. Boo-hoo.
Lazario wrote:
Your words say "difference of opinion." Your actions say malicious personal attacks. Hidden agendas? No, everything I've called you on you did right out in the open. You're just counting on "I don't remember" to catch on with others.
You honestly believe it's within UD rules to call people cowards and tell them they have no balls? Or don't you care that you're following the rules at all?
Yes, Lazario, you're right. I'm worse than Gadaffi, Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong-Il combined. I eat kittens for breakfast every day. I beat up old ladies on the bus for no apparent reason. I steal ice-cream cones from little children. I spit in the faces of unexpecting people. I pee in other people's mailboxes. I call people I don't know just to curse at them. I take away walking canes from blind persons. I stab the wheels of people in wheelchairs. I shit on my neighbour's lawn. I'm evil; evil, I tell ya!
There, you happy now?