Jasmine- OMG Prince Achmed is so ****ing hot I get wet thinking of him. Can't wait to marry him and get all his jewels.
Yzma- Maybe I can just settle working on that ***py fast food place, I mean who the #*#@ cares about being an Empress?
Kuzco- Yay I'm a llama! I always wanted to be one!
Goofy- I find the current situation in which I am the subject of ridiculous matters and the laughing stock of the family to be incredibly insulting. Also, I need a whore.
Max- When I grow up I wanna be just like my dad!
Rapunzel- You're such an ***hole Flynn! *kills him* (hmm, I may like her if she acted this way...
Minnie- Oh, Goofy is the sexiest man I've ever met. F*** Mickey, I want to marry Goofy!
Panchito- Today we're gonna eat Sushi!
Jose- The *##*? I'm never smoking that *BEEP* again! *throws cigar*
Pluto- Goofy ain't the only talkin' dog around here...
Daisy- What do you mean, "have a style"? Who cares about the way you dress??
Mickey- Oh Donald, I just wanna go and tickle your feathers.
Donald- Yay, things are working!
Aladdin- I better stop being a bum and go get a job or something.
Genie- I LOOOOVE slavery! I feel like good Uncle Remus at times.
Panchito- You know, they don't call us the three gay
caballeros for nothing... *winks* I mean really. We're totally boning each other all the time.
Daisy- Donald I've had it with you and your temper! That's it! For now on I'm dumping you. *grabs Jose and Panchito and they go off to have a threesome*
Donald- Oh yeah!? Me too! *grabs Goofy*
Mickey- Oooh, I'm getting the biggest boner right now...