THE MOTHER OF ALL DVDizzy MEMBER SEXINESS LISTS (male only)

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THE MOTHER OF ALL DVDizzy MEMBER SEXINESS LISTS (male only)

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OK Duster you asked for it. :P This will be the official thread to rank DVDizzy's guys' physical attractiveness. And you can bet you'll be in it this time Mike.

Go on. Post your most flattering photographs here. Show your six-pack. Point your dimples toward the camera lens. Seduce me. Put something I can fap to.

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EDIT: This thread is, um ... well, kind of a joke. I don't really intend to rank anyone. But don't let that put you off posting that near-naked full body shot picture you've had saved on your hard-drive for awhile. I'm salivating, darling. 8)
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:lol:

What the hell? ;



On a different note:

Can I be one of the judges? 8)
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Well... you asked for it.

I am not holding back anything...

The following picture might be either really sexy or shockingly disgusting...

You have been warned...






























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Aw . . . no female members? :p :lol:
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Post by Dr Frankenollie »

:lol: Julian is becoming my favourite member of UD.
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enigmawing wrote:Aw . . . no female members? :p :lol:
There's barely any female members on this forum to begin with. Only gay men.

Half the people I thought were women at first actually end up really be gay men so now I suspect everyone is gay man.





Be wwe all know who's the most attractive on this forum anyway.
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Julian Carter wrote:Put something I can fap to.
You know, if Super Aurora had said something like that- I'd be rolling my eyes like Kameelah right now.

Just sayin'.

In the meantime, there's likely to be a lot of gif's and crude animated drawings at best. I don't think it's right that I look through all those "Post a Pic of Yourself" threads considering you will NEVER see me... but I have in the past and almost all the guys on this forum are quite gorgeous. Of course, I think the vast majority of people are good looking (I'm not joking)- so don't go by me.




Oh,

and... :

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(Someone had to.)
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Lazario wrote:
Julian Carter wrote:Put something I can fap to.
You know, if Super Aurora had said something like that- I'd be rolling my eyes like Kameelah right now.
Why would you if I said it, but not when he did?

Am I that evil?
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Super Aurora wrote:Why would you if I said it, but not when he did? Am I that evil?
Actually, I was thinking of the tastelessness (in my opinion) of squishy imagery being related to sexuality. I admit it's a bias, since gay men typically relate hotness to things that are hard. Sculpted. Etc. And straight men seem to like it bouncy and jiggly.

"Fap" is a jiggly term. And to me, there's not always room for Jello.
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"fap" means to masturbate.

Gay men can "fap" too.

So I dunno what you're trying to say there. lol
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I know what it means!!!!

I'm talking about the way it sounds. Like the person saying it is too childish or embarrassed to say the clinical word. It's an utterly insignificant, stupid, flaccid little SLANG version of a real word. And that is why I would roll my eyes at anyone who favors using it.
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Lazario wrote:I'm talking about the way it sounds. Like the person saying it is too childish or embarrassed to say the clinical word. It's an utterly insignificant, stupid, flaccid little SLANG version of a real word. And that is why I would roll my eyes at anyone who favors using it.
Actually I see it as a hot high school/college frat way of saying the word. And gay men don't just like things hard, they like the jiggly chubby kinds too. The soft kinds. I know I love that kind probably the most.
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Super Aurora wrote:
enigmawing wrote:Aw . . . no female members? :p :lol:
There's barely any female members on this forum to begin with. Only gay men.

Half the people I thought were women at first actually end up really be gay men so now I suspect everyone is gay man.
Wait... So, you are saying you're not a lesbian? :o :shock: :oops:
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Scamander wrote:
Super Aurora wrote: There's barely any female members on this forum to begin with. Only gay men.

Half the people I thought were women at first actually end up really be gay men so now I suspect everyone is gay man.
Wait... So, you are saying you're not a lesbian? :o :shock: :oops:
LOL no.

Just a straight male.
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Gotta love the gays.....
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I'm here. We can all stop now.
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Ha! Ha! Ha!

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something wreaks of bad decisions...
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