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Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz, a flash animated series on YouTube.

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Grumpy: "I'M SO HAPPY!"

Wendy Darling: "Who cares about Peter Pan?"

Maleficent: "Sorry everyone for interrupting the princess's baby shower. Just send me an invite next time, okay?"

Cruella DeVil: "Fur is murder!"

Shere Kahn: "It's okay, Man Cub. You can stay in the jungle for as long as you like."

Robin Hood: "Our movie sucks, folks. Move along."

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Young Simba: Ugh, being King will be such a drag.

Older Simba: I"M FINALLY KIIIIINNNNGGG!!!!!!!

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I like that one.

Snow White (to Prince): "So, are you into dead people?" *flutters eyelashes*

Ditto.

Auora: What the flying shit is going on with the birds? Get them off of me!

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Bert: Blimey I bet'ter stick with a job that I'll actualy enjoy, that chimey job was so filthy and that street art was a lost cause. Maybe Mr. Banks will lend me a job.

Mary Poppins: I'm here for the Nanny postion

Mr.Banks: ah let's see... *reads Mary's resume* Nope nope overqualified 'sides milady, I've already hired somebody

Mary Poppins: Oh?...*glares at Mr. Banks* who?

*Fran Drescher arrives in her loud clothing*

Fran: Hello there

Mary: You've got'ta be jokin sir, she should be sacked right away.

Mr. Banks: I beg to differ, she's just what the children need..

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the citizens of Halloweentown: "This is Halloween! This is Hallo...................

"oh, year after year."

"this is getting fucking boring."

"I'm sick of obsessing over halloween every day."

"Let's go invade Easter Town."

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Alice: "Ew, a puppet!"
Pinocchio: "Ew, a schoolgirl!"

Gepetto: "I should've made a coffee table." -_-

Thumper: "You'll never be the King of this Forest. You're too soft."
Bambi: "Look who's talking, mama's boy."

White Rabbit: "I'm on time!"

Mowgli: "I'm gay."

Mr. Snoops: "I do NOT look like John Culhane!"

Scar: "Hang on, Mufasa. I'll save you!"

Donald Duck: "Who does Daffy think he is? I'm the only angry duck in this business!"

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Mother Gothel- Rapunzel darling I have made you an appointment at Master Cuts.

Queen Narissa- You know what posioned apples aren't that original. Let's try poisoned aspargus instead.


Captian Hook- Oh Smee I truly love you! I didn't realize my true feelings for you until you gave me that lovely foot massage last night. Let's blow this popsicle stand and get hitched!


The Coachman- Pleasure Island sucks kids. Who wants some Burger King


Jasmine- Sorry Aladdin Jafar is better in bed than you.

Esmerleda- Sorry Phobeous Frollo is better in bed than you.

Belle- Sorry Beast but Gaston brings out the real animal in me

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The White Witch and The Evil Queen = Greatest Villainesses Ever

Belle: Why the fuck am I dating a beast? When will I stop promoting bestiality?!

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Disney Toons Layoffs

Judge Doom: Now my fellow people *smiles grimly* Master Bob Iger has called this meetin, apparently some of us haven't been pullin our weight *eyes the cast of Fantasia, the Package Films, amog other film failures* So we're doin some layoffs

*Bob steps to the pedstal, facin the crowd*

Bob Iger: Folks don't worry not everybody is being kicked to the curb

*crowd looks nervous/frighten*

Bob: Will a representive of Fantasia step forward.

*YenSid approaches Bob Iger*

YenSid: Yes Mr. Iger

Bob: Your film nearly bankrupt the company, yet gave Mickey an extra boost of popularlity

YenSid: Agreed. But you must understand, there was a war, Europe cut the market for the american films and-

Bob: Ok I see your point, you made up for the failure when the film was re-released, but I'm afraid we'll have to let you go.

*Pinocchio approaches the pedstal as YenSid leaves*

Pinocchio: Mr. Iger as you know my film was made on the early start of W.W 2

Bob: *Nodding in agreement* your film is highly claimed as the perfect Disney film next to Mary Poppins correct

*Pinocchio nods*

Bob: You may stay considering we can't lose a true classic film

Pinocchio: Thank you sir, I'll be good

*Taran approches Bob*

Bob: What film are you from boy?? *looks thru his paper*

Taran: Black Cauldron, we failed at the box office, lost to *shrugs* The Care Bears

Bob: Indeed, nearly spelt doom for the company, sorry but we're laying you off.

Robin Hood: Mr. Iger, was my film a success?

*Bob gives Robin his approval*

Robin Hood: Oh thank you lad. you hear that Johnny? we just been pardon.

Bob Iger: Everybody who's films were successful may leave, those whoses films sorta flopped, stay.

*Snow White, Dumbo, Bambi, Peter Pan, Cinderella, among other successful characters leave. Reluncant Dragon, cast of Melody Time and Mars Needs Moms stay*

Bob: get those guys out'ta here, I don't wan'na see 'em *points to the Mars cast*

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I thought "Bambi" was one of those movies that "sorta flopped", too. Granted, like "Pinocchio", it was mainly on account of WWII, but still...

Bambi was released in the mist of W.W 2, the war was semi part of the flop cause the european market was cut off durnin the war, if the market wasn't cut off then Bambi, Pinocchio and Fantasia would've earned their budgets back possibly. Dumbo was Walt's successful film at the box office durnin W.W 2 then Snow White earned a few more $ for the company which started the 7 year re-release for the DACs

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Considering how better animated "Pinocchio" was reputed to be, had it not been for the war, I think that one in particular would probably have retired its cost easily.

Anyway...

DONALD DUCK: (referring to Daffy) Does anybody understand what that duck is saying?

*Remy gets discovered by Linguini cookin*

Linguini: Did you just... *looks disgusted* ugh

*Remy looks at him with a pleasing smile*

Linguini: Aww its ok, go ahead ruin the restraunt.

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Nothing particular for the Horned King. Just him singing 'I just can't wait to be King'.

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"A world without Villains is a world of chaos!"

DONALD: (hypnotizing Pluto) Pluto... you're a mouse!
PLUTO: (acting like Mickey) Hey, look, I'm a corporate symbol!

Bert: "Being a chimney sweep really blows!"

Shouldn't Donald Duck be part of the cast of "Melody Time"?