This or That: Disney

[Jay]

Frollo and Esmeralda in The Exorcist

Watch a concert of a band consisting of Lady Tremaine, Wendy, Jane Porter, Tiana and Nakoma or Anita, Madam Mim, Carlotta, Helga Sinclair and Rapunzel's real mother.

[Jules]

The second one would be funnier, though I wish it would include Lady Tremaine.

Would you rather join the local necrophilia club (which just happens to have a VHS copy of Robin Hood sitting around somewhere in the cellar) or the local cannibalism club (whose members are grave-robbers who regularly unearth the recently deceased while listening to Christopher Lloyd singing "In the Dark of the Night" through their earbuds, thinking it is a Disney song)?

[Jay]

The cannibalism club so I could break the news that ANASTASIA IS NOT DISNEY!!!

Watch a romantic comedy starring Jafar and Snow White or Yzma and Flynn Rider?

[Kraken Guard]

I think my vote goes for Snow White and Jafar. That is just...



Would you rather play a Survival/Horror game that involves fleeing Bald Mountain and escaping Chernabog, or read a Creepy-Pasta of the Horned King and the Cinderella Castle Mystery Tour?

[universALLove]

The second, the first sounds too scary.

Would you rather be a test subject for Madam Mims spells or have Yzma's potions experimented on you?

[Jules]

Yzma's! They're bound to be fun! Also, I'd love to have a chat with her.

What genre of film would you like WDAS to tackle next? Thriller or Horror?

[Disney's Divinity]

Horror. They've done it pretty well in the past in small snippets--it'd be nice for them to just go all-out with a whole film for once.

Would you rather spend eternity with Koda (from Brother Bear) or get digested by Shere Kahn?

[Jules]

What do you think!? Obviously get digested by Shere Kahn. looool

Kidding. I think an eternity with Koda wouldn't be really unpleasant.

or ?

[PixarFan2006]

The one on the right. I dread to think how poorly the DVD player works.

Jafar's staff that malfunctions when you use it, or the Sorcerer's hat sans the powers.

[Disney's Divinity]

The Sorcerer's hat, definitely. Always love that, and would still like to get one like it eventually. I know there's probably one of it somewhere out there on eBay or Amazon.

Explore the universe on a ship like the one from Treasure Planet or be able to fly with your umbrella like Mary Poppins?

[Jules]

Fly with my umbrella like that Poppins woman!

Incidentally I started having lucid dreams about a year and a half ago, which led me to have some form of dream control even when my dreams are not lucid. I frequently go flying in my dreams, in a sort of similar way to Peter Pan. They're lovely dreams. I've been over mountains and enormous cities, and at one time I think I even went to the edge of space. Other times I've taken people on a ride with me by holding them from their waist.

Would you rather have dreams that feature your favourite (Disney?) movie characters that are consistent and satisfying, or one real-life day at a Disney park (or other theme park) for free?

[Kraken Guard]

It's been so long. I would love to visit the parks again, even if for one day.


Be under a curse from Maleficent, or be poisoned by the queen?

... XP

[Jules]

Curse. At least I get to stay alive until I'm 16. Which means I'd be dead already as I'm 24.

Suffer rape at the hands of a man-eating giant banana wearing a mousketeer hat, or spend two weeks without food and water trapped in a well surrounded by hundreds of a brand new and sealed copies of The Hunchback of Notre Dame laserdisc set from 1996?

[Jules]

Come on! Anybody?

[Mickeyfan1990]

Curse. At least I get to stay alive until I'm 16. Which means I'd be dead already as I'm 24.

Suffer rape at the hands of a man-eating giant banana wearing a mousketeer hat, or spend two weeks without food and water trapped in a well surrounded by hundreds of a brand new and sealed copies of The Hunchback of Notre Dame laserdisc set from 1996?

I'll take the latter.

Now my turn:

Favorite couple: Roger and Jessica or Mike and Celia?

[Jules]

Roger and Jessica ...

Who are Mike and Celia, anyway?

Edible Disney DVDs or Disney Digital Copy-2-Frisbee Transformation Kits?

[Mickeyfan1990]

Who are Mike and Celia, anyway?

From Monsters, Inc.

EDIT: I decided to answer: Disney Digital Copy-2-Frisbee Transformation Kits

Mary Poppins or Bedknobs and Broomsticks?

[Jules]

Ooh! Silly me!

Mary Poppins, but I've come to really like Bedknobs and Broomsticks too!

Bugs Bunny dressed as Yosemite Sam dressed as Mickey Mouse wearing an electronic calculator costume in time for Halloween or Roy Disney's rib cage?

[PixarFan2006]

Bugs Bunny dressed as Yosemite Sam dressed as Mickey Mouse wearing an electronic calculator costume in time for Halloween or Roy Disney's rib cage?

I'll take the latter.

Judge Claude Frollo dressed as Maleficent or Jafar dressed as the Queen from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

[Jules]

JAFAR DRESSED AS QUEENIE ALL THE WAY!!!!!

A few of Mickey Mouse's vertebrae or Donald Duck's corneas?

I was going to include Goofy's pubes but decided against it at the last moment.