Who can put up the worst joke ever? I'll start.
A 12-year-old girl is sitting in a barber's chair, and she's eating a twinkie. The barber says, "You know you're getting hair all over your twinkie, right?" She says "Yeah, and I'm getting tits, too!"
Please don't put up "The Aristocrats." Anyone who wants to read that one can look it up elsewhere.
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Actually, I think most of these have been good jokes. Except for Semaj's which wasn't actually a joke at all. (No offense.) Julian's was the closest to being what I thought the object of this thread was. Anyway, I thought this one was REALLY bad. It's not just crass, it's stupid and IMO not funny at all:
Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
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I've recently seen "the little old lady who wrote all those dirty jokes" on Bizarre (an early 80s Canadian sketch comedy show,) and when she told it, it was funny.Lazario wrote:Actually, I think most of these have been good jokes. Except for Semaj's which wasn't actually a joke at all. (No offense.) Julian's was the closest to being what I thought the object of this thread was. Anyway, I thought this one was REALLY bad. It's not just crass, it's stupid and IMO not funny at all:
Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
CAUTION!! NSFW LANGUAGE AND GESTURES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCWIL6bajdo&t=3m10s